Lily Allen, also known as Common and Kanye West’s favorite ‘some ol other sh*t’ singer, got to tossing hands with an envious chick outside of Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club in London. Lily Allen (in the purple dress) and a friend were leaving the club when this chick on the street started cracking on her. Lily got upset and threw up her hands. The girl thought she was playing, but Lily Allen tapped her

once..

twice..

three punches to the face!

And went on her way. Forget waving ‘Hi.’ This how the young British chicks are handling the jealous set. Check that fourth pic again. Lily Allen *slapped* the silly out of her.

Hoopz is on the cover of the latest King magazine. A cover that doesn’t just feature her supple assets and banging body, it’s just about the most creative magazine cover I’ve seen in a long time. Get yourself one. Just don’t pick it up for the interviews.

Hoopz has redeemed herself after kicking my man Flav to the curb. On I Love Money she is one of the better and smarter players. Hoopz also has this idea that she can kick a guy’s ass.

Hoopz and Entertainer About to Scrap - Hit Me!

After the LisaRaye post something doesn’t feel right about that.

The divorce between LisaRaye McCoy-Misick and her husband Turks & Caicos Premier Michael Misick has taken another wild twist.
If you’re not up on the specifics, you’ll have to surf. Here’s the hilarious, but truly sad part of their recent toss up.

When LisaRaye announced her side of their divorce, she released this statement..

“I ask that my privacy be respected in these difficult times and I believe that the people of the Turks & Caicos Islands will understand and support my wish to receive the necessary independent representation from the legal counsel of my choosing. I hope that, in time, the Turks & Caicos Islands government will come to share that view. Although I have always been a supportive wife even in light of the very serious allegations currently pending against the premier, there are limits even for me.”

How does that explain Essence’s ‘exclusive pictures’ of her injuries?

These were posted this afternoon.

Did she offer these exclusive pictures to Essence or were they leaked?

Essence is far from a tabloid or breaking news source, I can’t see them posting them without a call to LisaRaye or her publicist..

“Hey, we have these pictures. Do you mind..?”

Her publicist also dropped the press release that claimed Rocsi (Raquel Diaz) is having an affair with Michael Misick.

What part of the job is that?

In no way do I endorse a man putting hands on a female and if LisaRaye was jumped by female family members that’s a rough moment, but you can’t ask for privacy on one hand, and then let the public get very private with these kinds of photos.

She looks like she’s reaching for sympathy from the public; a combo-plate of look what they did to me and zooming in for a big cash settlement. Then there is the embarrassment of a 106 and Park shorty slipping into her platinum princess pumps.

How does that happen? Dude chooses Rocsi over LisaRaye..

Whatever works for you Mr. Premier. And Rocsi.. enjoy it while it lasts.

We do understand that Kanye West doesn’t write 90% of the posts on his blog.. right? How am I privy to this information? Because dude doesn’t have time to search for the latest K-Swiss or post random pictures of modern art and furniture, Kanye is out on the basketball court, putting it on the locals.

Two from the corner.

Time out.

I don’t need this shirt.

Looking at those pictures I can’t help thinking of Along Came Polly

.. that is traumatizing

*Sequence disclaimer → Kanye was putting on his shirt*
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Images: (Socialite/Pacific Coast News)

Kerry Washington is in this month’s Giant magazine as well; while we’re at it, Solange also gets a few pages. Kerry Washington talks about her involvement in Barack Obama’s campaign..

but it’s hard to concentrate on politics..

when she lets her blouse blow off into the Santa Monica wind.

What was she writing on that mirror?

If this was 15 years ago, you’d have to hold the magazine up to the bedroom mirror, but the days of Photoshop magic for the layman reveals .. uhh, half of the scrawl.

That first word is illegible. I’m thinking something like
Christopher was fantastic last night and th~.. Morning After

Don Cheadle gets the lead interview in this month’s Giant magazine. Among other things, he talks about his starring role in Traitor. The movie poster would have you believe Don Cheadle slipped on a Bourne Identity jacket: living on the run, packing incredible ass-kicking powers.

The trailer shows ‘the truth is complicated’ << he’s an undercover CIA agent.

In the excerpt from the Giant interview, the journalist meets Don Cheadle at a diner for breakfast. Egg whites? *check* No American cheese slices? *I’m with that* Give me the Swiss, extra-sharp cheddar, or forget it.. send out the waffles.

Toast comes with the picture