Look who’s back. New York is returning to VH1 for a third time. Anyone watching Flavor of Love 3 knows the love thing is on it’s last cycle. There will be no I Love New York 3. This time Tiffany Pollard will star in “New York Goes Hollywood.” The title says it all: the show will follow New York as she tries to make it as a big screen actress.
New York had a bit part in Ice Cube’s First Sunday, said maybe two words and gave a sassy look. It was probably the surprise that she was in the movie at all (she didn’t promote it) but the 42nd St. crowd was lovin’ her big head 50 feet high.
The reality parade doesn’t stop there.more..
I’ve talked about what complete trash New York is, was, may be, to me. The first season of the show I lasted all of two episodes before tapping out of the stupidity seeping from the set. I don’t know what it was about last night’s season premiere, tired, brain on drugs, for some reason I was actually entertained by a Midget Mac, a dumb ass named IT, and New York’s mother didn’t piss me off in the least.
Maybe it’s because I now know what to expect from her and New York, and this I’m looking for love reality TV thing has become nothing but a sitcom anyway.
VH1 just ended Bret Michaels Rock of Love and he’s talked about going back for a second season.
This is the ‘hell’ that Flavor Flav created.more..
If Flavor Flav can do it, why not New York? Not content with 10 minutes of fame, New York is looking for those extra 5 to further prove Andy Warhol’s proclamation. Actually he re-worded that in 79’.. Lord knows what he’d do in the internet age.. “It’s the place where my prediction from the sixties finally came true: “In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.” I’m bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is, “In fifteen minutes everybody will be famous.”
So New York is looking for another love - not sure what happened to Tango.
If anything the first season had the biggest collection of fruits and candy-asses you’d find in one room. New York places the blame on VH1 producers, this time she’s determined to have a bigger hand in the initial selection.. along with giving ‘the people’ their say in who wins the chance to make some ridiculous [hopefully memorable] TV moments.
Oh yeah, and find some love.more..
I was very reluctant to watch “I Love New York”, the show on VH-1 dedicated to finding love for New York, formerly of the “Flavor of Love” shows. Yet, it was like a train wreck and I couldn’t turn away so I had to check it out.
The show begins by showing a group of obviously desperate and depraved men standing outside of New York’s mansion. Then the camera cuts to New York, sitting in her boudoir shining up her legs and breasts with Vaseline and lighting a cigarette.
Already this show is outrageous. Who the hell is using Vaseline like that in this millennium, seriously? Her make up looks like something that should only be worn by clowns or other circus performers. She looks exactly like Janice the Muppet, which is not good.more..
New York’s reality show aired last night, also known as Ride the Flavor of Love train til the wheels fall off. Judging by the few clips I’ve seen someone better check the lugnuts because this thing looks like it’s gonna crash and burn long before it gets to the highway.
For all the drama of Flavor of Love 2, the comments and occasional laughs, there was always the lingering feeling my life was being sucked away when watching the unquestionable buffoonery.
Half of the Flavor of Love women were looking for a few seconds of ‘fame’, the other half were a mixture of internet porn models and characters cast for the laugh factor - you know like the guy who dresses up as an astronaut and wants to be the American Idol.
And they’re arguing over who’s gonna be the HBIC to Flavor Flav.. HNIC.more..