allen iverson
Dec 19 2006
5:34 pm

Allen Iverson Traded to the Denver Nuggets

There have been nothing but rumors surrounding Allen Iverson’s future, but it sounds like there is finally definitive news of his future home. Sources in the NBA’s front office are confirming that the 76ers have a pending deal with the Denver Nuggets that would swap AI for Andre Miller, Joe Smith, two first-round 2007 draft picks and a few bench players.

Andre Miller and Joe Smith for AI?

Sounds like an absolute steal by Denver, which makes sense when they’re committing crimes in the NBA already, knocking out lil rookies and short guys. *joke* The Nuggets will have a starting lineup featuring Carmelo Anthony, Allen Iverson, JR Smith, Marcus Camby and whoever is playing power forward for them these days.

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Carmen Bryan and Nas - It's No Secret
Nov 13 2006
5:46 pm

It’s No Secret: Five Things I Learned About Carmen Bryan

1. Even Men That Don’t Know Her Fight Over Her Stuff

“Nope. It’s sold out,” the bookstore clerk said looking at the computer terminal. He gives me a smirk like, ‘you’re reading that crap?’ Hey, I can’t believe it myself. The chance to grab it 1/2 price had a lot to do with it, but now I want to read it so I’m resigned to having to pay full price for it at B&N.

On the way out Jon Leguizamo’s “Pimps, Hos, Playa Hatas, and All the Rest of my Hollywood Friends” caught my eye. Shrugged and took it as a consolation prize, guess I’ll read this crap.

Five steps towards the register and the same clerk runs from behind a display case, “Hey, wait!” He walks up to a guy with.. the book. “Is this it?,” he asked. “Yeah.” Snatches it out of the guy’s hands and gives it to me. The guy is standing there dumbfounded. I’m thinking, that’s really fucked up. Store clerk smiles and starts straightening some books, “it’s yours.” I look at the bookless guy, still holding his hands in the air. “Were you buying it?” I asked him. Store clerk jumps in, “No he wasn’t, take it.” Looking at the guy again.. he says, “If I touch it again, I’m keeping it.” I’m trying to figure out why dude straight ripped the book from his hands to give it to me.. but dude’s not about to touch it again. And then you say to yourself.. if he did would we really be fighting over a book?

A lot like Nas and Jay-Z, if you have Carmen tell it, their rap battle was really about Jay-Z wanting her. Little comments to dig at Nas’ spine. When she accepted Nas’ engagement ring Jay’s jealousy flowed over and as the baby seat line showed, got out of control. It’s yours, it’s mine. It’s yours.. Yeah, it’s mine. Bookless guy worked there, he was reading on store time.

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