Over the weekend I hit the magazine racks and spotted Deelishis [London Charles] on the cover of Sister 2 Sister magazine. Nothing personal, but I have her filed away in the ‘bitch please’ side of my brain. Not sure what happened after Flavor of Love 2, but the end result looked a lot like Hoopz with a little lot more class and exposure. Here she was in Sister 2 Sister talking about finding a new love, it just wasn’t something I cared anything about. I did a quick flip for any mention of what happened with Flav though, got bored quick, and jetted.

Too bad.. I could have gotten a peek at that new man.

This September Karrine “Superhead” Steffans will release her second collection of confessions, talking about men she’s met, talked to, learned from or slurped up. This time she says the book will be a little more personal, a little more up to date. The last page wasn’t finished until early June, so it’s fresh “information.” “This book is different because I’m different.. said Karrine. “More introspective.. more confident and a whole lot more unapologetic.”

As you surely know by now, Super Steffans is on the cover of this month’s King magazine.

Inside she continues to flaunt her exploits and gives groupies sage advice.

Paris Hilton spoke for the first time this morning about her 45-day jail sentence for driving with a suspended license - which violated her probation. How many times have celebrities and driving violations been mentioned here in the last two weeks? In any case, Paris Hilton broke her silence to a throng of giddy reporters.

“I told the truth [she didn’t know she couldn’t drive with a suspended license.] I feel that I was treated unfairly and that the sentence is both cruel and unwarranted. I don’t deserve this.”

Shake in her lawyers adjectives.. “uncalled for,” “inappropriate,” and “ludicrous.”

Listening to Jay-Z’s “Lost Ones’ for the the first time everyone knew who he was talking about in the first verse. There were lots of questions and speculation surrounding the second: 23, liked her job more than she did me. Just the fact that he mentioned a 9-5 threw dirt on the person being Beyonce. If you read Nas’ baby momma book, and Jay-Z fling thing, it couldn’t be her either. Carmen’s working days pretty much ended after she had Nas’ daughter.

Could it be that chick from “Song Cry”? Jay once said that was about some ride and grind chick from his past.

Well, from the shadows comes Katrina McCullough. She sent pictures and a letter to Sohh.com, telling them she’s the “Lost One” chick.

1. Even Men That Don’t Know Her Fight Over Her Stuff

“Nope. It’s sold out,” the bookstore clerk said looking at the computer terminal. He gives me a smirk like, ‘you’re reading that crap?’ Hey, I can’t believe it myself. The chance to grab it 1/2 price had a lot to do with it, but now I want to read it so I’m resigned to having to pay full price for it at B&N.

On the way out Jon Leguizamo’s “Pimps, Hos, Playa Hatas, and All the Rest of my Hollywood Friends” caught my eye. Shrugged and took it as a consolation prize, guess I’ll read this crap.

Five steps towards the register and the same clerk runs from behind a display case, “Hey, wait!” He walks up to a guy with.. the book. “Is this it?,” he asked. “Yeah.” Snatches it out of the guy’s hands and gives it to me. The guy is standing there dumbfounded. I’m thinking, that’s really fucked up. Store clerk smiles and starts straightening some books, “it’s yours.” I look at the bookless guy, still holding his hands in the air. “Were you buying it?” I asked him. Store clerk jumps in, “No he wasn’t, take it.” Looking at the guy again.. he says, “If I touch it again, I’m keeping it.” I’m trying to figure out why dude straight ripped the book from his hands to give it to me.. but dude’s not about to touch it again. And then you say to yourself.. if he did would we really be fighting over a book?

A lot like Nas and Jay-Z, if you have Carmen tell it, their rap battle was really about Jay-Z wanting her. Little comments to dig at Nas’ spine. When she accepted Nas’ engagement ring Jay’s jealousy flowed over and as the baby seat line showed, got out of control. It’s yours, it’s mine. It’s yours.. Yeah, it’s mine. Bookless guy worked there, he was reading on store time.