Last night, the celebs and their personal Entourages stepped out to The Chinese Theatre in Los Angeles for the red carpet premiere of "G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra." Consider this yellow light, the studio execs didn't allow any sneak previews/reviews of the film. That's usually a sign that the movie is the opposite of fantastic and they're attempting to avoid drying up their first weekend squeeze of the box office. Oddly enough, I've avoided any reviews, even Twitter comments, about the movie for the same reason: I don't want to know anything ruining the summer action flick experience before sitting down with something hot buttered/salted and a quart of sweet, icy, liquid diabetes. Yes, large does equals XXL and the sugar high fills any blind spots in the plotline. Honesty, I stash a human-sized drink in a pocket or bag. more..