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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Move to New Orleans
Angelina and Brad Pitt, the serial adopters aren’t about to move to an African country, but they Angelina is so sincere about taking her personal share in the Save A Child/people in need campaign, she decided to pack up the U-Haul truck and head to New Orleans - the closest thing to a third world country in the United States.
With three kids and a pretty boy, mannequin of a boyfriend, building a house in the heart of the former Ninth Ward wasn’t an option. Mofos are still committing murders in the ruins. So they bought a $3.5 million, six bedroom home in the French Quarter. Much nicer. Much safer. Damaged levee proof.
Outside the Golden Globe Awards, Jolie said, “We love it there. The kids are going to go to school there. We’re really looking forward to it.”
The move was partly because Brad Pitt is working on a new movie “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”, but signing your name on a new mortgage shows a deeper commitment than the desire to make it to the set on time.
One source said, “they think it’s important to be there right now.”
Angelina Jolie said she wants to mix and mingle with people in the area, so the tropical kids have someone to play with. And this month construction will start on 20 environmentally friendly, ‘green homes’ Brad Pitt jointly financed with Global Green USA.
These two are serious…
If Madonna wants to keep up with them, even tryy to outdo them, she’s gonna have to get an apartment in the projects and invite baby mommas over for regular games of spades and chicken, start putting fresh nets on basketball rims in the courtyards borough-wide on some “White Rapper” ghetto revivalness.
Oh, that’s a story for next week.. Lord Jamal’s outrage is worth the wait.
Hahaha this marriage aint gonna last. I can see it now:Good Morning on this cold day in New Orleans a rather shocking event happened while we were all asleep. After just weeks of moving here Pretty Boy Brad or PBB if you would like wearing only his boxers and a t-shirt broke into the police dept. and is now barricading himself in a cell. And now Teresa.
Teresa: Yes. good morning Steve um as you can see after just weeks of arriving here PBB has now barricaded himself in a cell along with some herbal essence shampoo, an expensive hairstylist, a fashion desiner,a home decorator and plenty of food and drink.Oh and look there it is a helicopter with his lawyer and some divorce pappers for him to sign Steve are all her to pick him up and take him back to his rich boy lifestyle. I’m Teresa whogivesafuck now back to you Steve.