With the weekend approaching, this past Friday, Barack Obama hit the basketball court to shake off the campaign stress and keep that belly fat on melt. With his sweats pulled up pretty high toward his chest >> gramps style, Barack Obama was surprisingly pretty good.
As befits the Obama brand, he did more to get his teammates involved than parting the lane and smashing it King James style. Not that James is wrong for his game time dunkage, it’s just not BO’s style.
Come to think of it, if Barack loses this thing, he could be the combo point guard - able to consistently hit the open shot - that Lebron is so desperately in need of.
In an interview on Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel, Barack Obama described his love of ballin’, “Basketball connects up with the African American experience in a special way. Almost in the same way that jazz music connects up with African American culture. There’s an aspect of improvisation within a discipline that I find very, very powerful.”
His killer move?.. “My actual talent was in my first step. I could get to the rim on anybody.”
Hmm.. besides a great pass, that did hit the scouting report.
I’m convinced Barack tanked that bowling game on purpose.
How can he have a three-point range jumper, but can’t keep a bowling ball out of the gutter? 37 in 7..?.. That’s a hustler move. “Man, I’m terrible.” Then the money hits the table and it’s X’s all night long. I see the game you’re playing.