Foxy Brown is back on the scene. No, the album isn’t finished, a movie isn’t in production, all her recent projects involve judges and court buildings.

On Monday she was called into Manhattan Criminal Court to answer accusations that she isn’t complying with the terms of the three year probation charged to her for hitting two nail salon workers with a cell phone and skipping the $20 bill.

Missed appointments with her probation officer, failure to take drug tests, not enrolling in an anger management course, these are the things that were discussed.

Foxy said she left the first appointment with her p.o. after she was told she would have to wait three hours before they could give her the drug test. Not that she had other things to attend to.. she looked around and didn’t like what she saw. “There were all kinds of murderers and drug addicts and robbers in there who could be setting me up for a robbery or to be kidnapped.”

What’s that? “They were going to throw me in with the wolves.”

“It’s not that I have anything against my people, but my safety was in jeopardy.”

Foxy said she went to the office that day without security.

Claiming to be spiritually tuned these days, Foxy got the feeling that she should get out of there. “I made a simple judgment call to leave and come back when I’d be safer,” she said.

Later happened.. she passed two drug tests and is scheduled for an anger management course next week.

The judge warned her that if she skips one more appointment, one more word that Foxy’s plane hasn’t landed or the guy over there has drool on his cheek “Ewwww”.. she’s going to jail for a year. Lil Kim numbers.

Outside the court, Foxy looked as fabulous as ever. She treats a court date like her own personal red carpet, in the latest fashions, signing autographs, the flashbulbs pop, why wouldn’t she smile?

And say crazy things.. . “You never read about the wonderful things I’m doing. How I pick up groceries for an old lady. I adopted two crack babies. They say I’m the worst thing in Louboutins!”

Always the name dropper.. Louboutins are shoes.