Missed her last week, but last night I checked to see how Lil Kim was doing on Dancing with the Stars. Turns out she is doing just fine. With a 50’s Jive theme, Lil Kim and Derek got the highest scores of the night 10-8-10 = 28 points! One of the judges, Carrie Ann (?) said, “I don’t know how you do it, you bring such pizzazz.. That was just mindblowing!”

I don’t think she’s ever seen the “Lady Marmalade” video: Kim’s been dancing for years. She’s not Lawrence Taylor or David Alan Grier stepping in someone else’s shoes.

The web was blazing this morning with talk about a wardrobe malfunction ala Janet and Justin. A huge overstatement. The didn’t happen moment occured as Kim and Derek listened to the judges comments. After getting two great reviews, Kim ran up to hug one of judges, went back to her spot and the ‘girls’ came out to join the party. The host stepped in front of her as she pulled up her top. There was no visible spillage. It’s a two second thing. You’d probably miss it if no one mentioned what was happening.