Paris Hilton for President. Rihanna is Her Running Mate

Paris Hilton jabbed John McCain in a Funny or Die clip posted yesterday, for implying that she’s a celebrity ditz in his attack ad on Barack Obama. Paris calls John McCain ‘that wrinkly white haired guy’, but let’s it be known, she’s not for the guy promising change either. Since she’s in the mix, Paris said.. she’s running for president.

And lays out her energy policy.

A morning show cable guy seriously commented that Paris’s plan is better than Obama or McCain. No one is dumb enough to believe Paris Hilton was doing anything other than reading a script, but it’s actually the exact plan Barack Obama.. ‘the guy promising change’ .. is talking about today, but he’s being questioned by some because it includes Paris Hilton’s ‘smart ideas’ like… limited off-shore drilling.

In any case.. every president needs a VP. Paris Hilton’s choice?

Rihanna!

Paris Hilton for President!