Britney Spears Splits: Now How About That Wallet - 5:20 p.m.

It's just great that Britney Spears has divorced her pool boy. She's obviously better off without him, certainly not smarter. She's still dumb as donuts. Re-watch her bizarre reality show 'Chaotic", that's all natural, no script or preservatives, 100% Splitty Spears. Haha. Really, what nickname is the media going to tag on her now? Without a doubt it's gonna be all love for the blonde ambition. The NY Post, the bastion of gossip, unnamed sources, and slick quotes, got into some juicy narrative when talking about Britney and a 'handsome friend' taking a trip to the GAP.. "There the star bought three lacy thong panties - virginal white, sexy pink and seductive cranberry - for $8 apiece."

I'm not familiar with the cute names GAP puts on the female under garments, but whether for sure or just dumb luck, the virginal, sexy and seductive.. is just the beginning of the rebuild Britney's career campaign.

Come album time she and Whitney are gonna fight for the release date.

As much as I despise (and always have) K. Lame from the second the divorce was announced most women's opinions I've heard on this is that he doesn't deserve any of her money. Literally furious that he might walk away with millions - how about half - when the court papers dry.

They do have a prenup.

The NY Post said he could get $10 million. I've heard much lower, something like 300K for every year they were married. So think $1.2 million unless a decimal point was misplaced. 300K a year sounds really low.

Regardless, the constant chatter about dude not deserving a dime and the 'relief' that she has a prenup is EXACTLY what men cry about in divorces. And of course, other shoe, the woman deserves every penny and the house.

In their marriage Federline did nothing but enjoy himself with a comfortable free-spending life of comfort, keep his wife pregnant and spearhead his side projects to stay busy. Much like any 'groupie chick' wife would do. Anna-Nicole Smith the queen of the bag-a-rich guy society, has inspired other genius minds on the other side of the ocean. You've heard the demands of Paul McCartney's wife of 4 years, demanding half of his half-billion Beatle fortune.

That's a come-up from the 1960's. This chick checks in 2000, 40 something years later, and for her 4 year marriage asks for half?!?

It shouldn't even be a conversation. The fact that 1/2 has to be discussed in any context shows the absurdity of so-called relationship compensation.

As long as guys continue to get fleeced without consideration for sense and reality, I'm all for K. Fed sliming through the clubs with as much of Britney's millions he can get. Buy that album it's a classic. < -- do I have to say that's a joke?

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