2007 MTV Video Music Awards
Sep 10 2007
7:02 pm

Five Reasons Why The VMA’s Sucked (and Didn’t.) Let Me Count The Ways

The MTV Video Music Awards had a number of problems..

1. Britney Spears

MTV Video Music Awards 2007 Britney Spears doing it zombie-like

Can this even be called a performance? It was a complete joke. She strolled around the stage like it was a walkthrough rehearsal. I’m waiting and waiting for her to suddenly explode into her act. You know, thinking this can’t possibly be her show.

Now we’re into the second chorus.. it’s clear THIS is IT. . like Rihanna..

MTV Video Music Awards 2007 Rihanna and friend laughing at Britney Spears

That’s when the laughing began.. across the country.


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Kanye West MTV Europe
Nov 03 2006
2:17 pm

Kanye West Enlightens MTV Europe: If I Spent A Million It Must Be Good

TV producers can’t seem to get it in their heads, if your gonna invite Kanye West to a LIVE event, you better keep him away from a working microphone. If there’s one laying to the right and he dashes over to plug it in, get the 6 9’, 360 pounders to snatch him up by the pastel collar, little feet kicking and swinging.. mouth still moving.. “I’m the greatest thing since Biggie. The flyest since Morris Day. My productions are so slick you need rubber soled shoes to mess wit em.” If that doesn’t work he’ll just scream.. “Dammit! I spent a million damn dollars!!!! Bah haahaahh. Unrecouped. I’m fucking unrecouped. Can a brotha at least get a gold star?”

Kanye West was back in lip-loosed action at the MTV Europe Music Awards. He won the Best Hip-Hop artist award, but “Touch The Sky” was also nominated for Best Music Video. After losing to Justice vs. Simian (who?) he either went up on the stage or stepped from exit stage right to deliver a pissed off tirade directed at the audience and MTV. Throw in a couple of fucks, some shits, this is some bullshit.. The little genius was upset that genius went unrecognized.. “F*ck dis! (My video) cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was in it, I was jumping across canyons and sh*t! If I don’t win, the awards show loses credibility. Nothing against you (J&S), but hell man.”


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