T-Pain’s “Buy You a Drank Shawty” is a top ten downloaded single and number one ringtone. Apparently Eve was taking the song literally. After leaving—- Eve was driving her gold Maserati on Hollywood Boulevard around 2:45 a.m. when she punched into a cement median at an intersection on Sycamore Avenue.

Police and the ever-present (in Hollywood) TMZ cameras descended on the car.

After submitting to a blood alcohol test, Eve was taken into custody and charged with a misdemeanor drunk driving violation. It didn’t take long for her to use that one phone call and have her manager post the $30,000 bail.

Wait a minute?!? 30 thousand for a drunk driving charge?

Do you get extra zeros for celebrity status?

I’ve heard (know) of a (not guilty) attempted murderer getting $5000 bail. Who’s more dangerous to society?

A fast ass Maserati careening down the sidewalk.. smashing through storefronts on Hollywood Blvd.. well, okay. 30 sounds about right.

The strange twist to this story is the police confirming that Sean Penn visited her at the station. He said he was.. “visiting as a friend.”

Hmm.. another vanilla homie?

I wonder what her drink of choice was: cherry margarita, pineapple splash, Tie Me To The Bedpost.. We usually put Eve.. on.. and do the shot”

Ok, that’s taken out of context.

Check how Billboard ends their story.

This is a helluva way to get the album party started.