Mar 03 2008
Saaphyri

Flavor of Love’s Saaphyri Gets Her Lip Chap Popping

I’ve missed all but the first and second episodes of Flavor of Love 3; the last thing on my mind is to check in when it’s scheduled
(Note to the networks: Put all of your shows online, in full. People would watch every episode - when they want to. It’s about impulse eyeballs.) Last night I caught the last 5 minutes of the repeat - Hotlanta, Bee-Ex and Grayvee were on blast.

Flavor of Love 3 - Bee-Ex

Bee-Ex was called out for only being on the show for acting aspirations.

Flavor of Love 3 - Hotlanta

Hotlanta had a doctor’s herpes diagnosis read aloud: That’s not a herpes bump on her lip, it’s a pimple!

Flavor of Love 3 - Grayvee

It was Grayvee who was cut for serving ‘your man’ pigs feet. “She’s too country!,” were Flav’s exact words.

The show is really a cartoon. At this point I just look at the girls sent away and wonder how they will use the exposure. Doesn’t matter if they’re first, fifth, or fourteenth to hit the skids, if they have an ounce of entrepreneurial spirit, they can get something going.

Saaphryi crowned the Queen of Queens on Charm School

Saaphyri was cut from Flavor of Love 2 for fighting over a bed. She was invited to Monique’s Charm School,  ‘outclassed’ the ‘no-class’ girls and was crowned the Queen of Queens. She used a portion of the $50,000 prize to launch two beauty products.

For those without Indian in their family she packages that fine, silky stuff in bags for the Ultimate Indian Hair weave.

She’s especially proud of LipChap, available in all the Starburst flavors: Vanilla, Green Apple, Mojito, Peach, Bubblegum, Wintergreen, Pina Colada, Strawberry, Watermelon, and Cookie Dough.

In a new webmercial Saaphyri laughingly loses everything she ‘learned’ from Charm School. Dressed in pink panties, Saaphyri has her cheeks in the air, lip licking, finger sucking, and whispering:

“Somebody needs some LipChap.”

Yeah, this is definitely not the ad, it’s an audition for Azz Like Dat.


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