Aug 21 2007
Foxy Brown

Foxy Brown Allegedly Gives Police Fake Name. Gets Seven Tickets.

Foxy Brown was cruising through Bergen County, NJ last Wednesday when police pulled her over for failing to stop at a stop sign and talking on her cellphone. When police checked the registration on her SUV - ding!- it was suspended. The cops said they asked Foxy what her name was and she decided to give them a variation of her real name and a birth date that was one year off.

Now lets assume the cops asked for her drivers license first, because that’s the first thing they do - you know, after asking if there are drugs in the car. 😛

They took the name and birth date given, popped it in the computer, and the search turned up nothing. They asked her again, this time she gave them the right information.

Turns out not only was her SUV’s registration suspended, so was her drivers license.

Straight up riding dirty.

The officers took her to the station and wrote her seven tickets. I only count four offenses - cellphone, stop sign, suspended registration and license - I’m guessing at least two of the remaining tickets were for being stupid enough to give a fake name, knowing all too well that she picks up misdemeanors at least once a month.

You’re in the system, girl.

Foxy Brown may have lost her hearing by some freak of biological randomness, but over the last two years she’s dumped her rap career on her own. That’s completely certified and past tense.

She has said that any publicity is good publicity, keep em’ talking. But when you’re slapping around 65 pound Korean nail workers, getting jumped by a pimp’s broke project pussy patrol, and clanging neighbors over the head with cellphones like you haven’t heard of Naomi’s orange vest punishment.. that’s called becoming the punchline.

☼ What's Your Opinion? ☼

1 dmac Tue, Aug 21, 2007 - 10:22 am


2 MrBang Tue, Aug 21, 2007 - 1:36 pm

FOXY Brown outfoxing everyone? Pushing a shopping cart at E. 61st’s Bed, Bath & Beyond, she said, “I’m getting married in September. I’m pregnant.” . . .

3 Evorgleb Tue, Aug 21, 2007 - 3:09 pm

Foxy is a mess! We have been discussing her recent <a href=“”>legal problems</a> and her newly <a href=“”>anounced pregnacy</a> over at Highbrid Nation. What is wrong with her? Does she think being pregnant will keep her out of jail!? and to think, I bought her first album just off the strength of the album cover, lol

4 Duport Wed, Aug 22, 2007 - 1:04 am

She also didn’t exhibit any documents so she most likely got the other tickets for failure to exhibit her registration and insurance card. Sounds like they let her off the hook on the false information to a law enforcement officer charge which is a disorderly persons offense.

5 jervic Wed, Aug 22, 2007 - 12:00 pm

i fink she a lil crazy perhaps got shook by d cops uhmmmmm probably her brain still ma-function just lyk wot doctor reports on her few months ago.

6 April the Angel Mon, Aug 27, 2007 - 11:18 am

I wish Inga, slash Crazy as a Fox would get it together.  We heard she lost her hearing, they could have told us she would lose her mind in the process.  Foxy,’s not cute, you’re not white so stop trying the Hilton, Lohan, Richie thing! It’s ghetto and far from fabulous.  You are getting on my/our nerves.  A baby, girl please you need a baby like you need a whole in the head right now.  Can’t raise a baby in jail and why would you do that to another human being anyway in the mindstate you are in?  Get it together, grow up, and be a real woman!  Get on my nerves!!!!  Whew, had to get that out, thanks.  Ciao, April

7 DSJUS-Nice Mon, Aug 27, 2007 - 12:24 pm

Foxy Clown is wac….....

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