Anyone feeling sorry for Foxy Brown right now? This morning Foxy Brown was shuttled from Rikers Island’s all-female jail, where she’s been since August 22nd., and taken to Brooklyn Criminal Court for a probation hearing and face charges of assaulting her neighbor with a cellphone. She was found guilty in that incident.

Later in the day Foxy Brown faced the probation hearing and for all the rumored talk of her discomfort, came prepared to spend more time at Rikers. Her lawyer tried to exchange a misdemeanor guilty plea for a nine month jail sentence.

Judge Melissa Jackson didn’t bite, “I’m not going to give you any more chances,” the judge told Brown. “I hope you turn your life around and never again have to stand in a court of law.”

Foxy Brown told the judge she’s learned from the 2 weeks she’s spent so far in jail, “I’m willing to do whatever I need to do to change. I realize that’s not where I want to be. It’s humbled me in ways I never imagined,” she said.

Judge Jackson replied, “Ms. Marchand, it’s too little, too late. I’m glad you’re learning something; that’s a positive.”

I heard about this while on the road.

For a half-a-second I was thinking Foxy got a raw deal.

What did she do to get a year in jail?

Then I remembered that she was on probation. The whole idea of probation is you skip a jail sentence you should have served in exchange for monitored Boy/Girl scout behavior over a set period of time.

Foxy didn’t violate her probation once, not twice, the probation lawyer read off four violations; including those seven traffic tickets in New Jersey.

The terms of her probation was: mess up and get a maximum 1 year in jail. She maxed out.

Hopefully Foxy serves her time well, writing songs, not worrying about the condition of her weave or the bad food. Come this time next year it could be interesting, she can’t possibly come out of this talking about Fendi and Burberry bags.