I Really Don’t Love New York
New York’s reality show aired last night, also known as Ride the Flavor of Love train til the wheels fall off. Judging by the few clips I’ve seen someone better check the lugnuts because this thing looks like it’s gonna crash and burn long before it gets to the highway.
For all the drama of Flavor of Love 2, the comments and occasional laughs, there was always the lingering feeling my life was being sucked away when watching the unquestionable buffoonery.
Half of the Flavor of Love women were looking for a few seconds of ‘fame’, the other half were a mixture of internet porn models and characters cast for the laugh factor - you know like the guy who dresses up as an astronaut and wants to be the American Idol.
And they’re arguing over who’s gonna be the HBIC to Flavor Flav’s.. HNIC.
Really, rushing to the TV every week sometimes felt stupid.
Flavor Flav made the show though.
Watching those women fighting over hip-hop’s first jester made over as a pimp and how he enjoyed just being himself and taking advantage of every hands on moment/date, that was entertaining.
He wasn’t taking it too serious. He was having fun. The stare factor was trying to figure out why everyone was so in love with Flav.
Without him.. on New York’s show.. you’ve just got ridiculousness spilling over, starting with the men she’s choosing from.
Half of New York’s men look like they’d rather be fighting for Flavor, because they love the flavor of salty chocolate balls.
Gay? Down low? Questionable? Satin-padded briefs?
All the above.
Which isn’t helped by the selection of a flamboyant ‘Big Rick’.
There are a few amusing characters and a maybe a few normal guys (can’t tell), still from the day the show was announced I wondered what kind of man would get on a show to compete group style for any woman, much less New York.
Well, here they are.
New York lost any likability she had once she re-upped for FL2 and proceeded to be a true train wreck. What seemed authentic suddenly came off as turning the drama up to ten for her ‘fans.’ Yeah, she thought she was a star, believed she was a diva, and adopted some of her mother’s emotional wickedness.
More than the lost weight that had her head bobble-wobbing, it’s what made her unattractive.
Watch her twist and pose in her pink skeez dress and you’ve got to think, ‘this is the women these guys are fighting over?’
At least with Flav you got an instant family of 16 or so, free tickets to all future PE concerts and frequent trips to Red Lobster (his favorite restaurant) but with New York you get.. what Flav had twice for nothing.
Again, I’ve only seen clips, VH1 needs to get up on running full shows on their website. The re-run will air this afternoon - and forever and ever after that, so if you’re so inclined tune in then.
I’m gonna check it for confirmation that what smells like crap is truly crap.
Sticking my nose right in the diaper, that’s a whole lot of dedication.
It’s possible that I’ll inhale so much it starts to have the smell of pancakes on Saturday morning. We’ll see about that.
☼ What's Your Opinion? ☼
This show is just corny, plain and simple. New York is just trying to riding her 15 minutes of fame for an extra 10. I really dont understand why all these guys would be fighting over New York, she is bitchy and isnt even good looking, i am sure that they want their 15 minutes of fame also.
I couldnt sit through the show. I tried watching it to see how similiar it was going to be to Flavor of Love. I had to turn it off when i saw New York’s mom dux roll up. They are both just nuts and got killa attitude problems. this show will flop after it falls off the flavor of love craze
I saw the clips of the show I call a “hotmess”.. Her mother and her both look like “tranny’s”.. New York is very unattractive.. Her features are stronger than the average men. From what I’ve seen on the show maybe out of the 20 men I see only one cutie..(he was wearing a tan colored shirt or jacket).. Too tell you the truth.. I think he just wants to be on T.V.. I can’t see him really being attracted to New York.. If he is gay. He would certainly fit in with New York profile. I can’t say it again she looks like a man…... This is a disaster waiting to happen.
The first sign to me that the show was going to possibly bomb was when that guy “Chamo” came out. What is that?? It was bad, but I’m going to watch just to see what crazy stuff these men will do. And then VH1 airs “The White Rapper Show”. I really don’t see what they are trying to prove with that, I turned it off half way through.
thats a ugly bitch, will never support tha show, all these women out here and u fighting for this ooompa ooompa, they gotta b gay, trying to get air time.
You all can say what you want, but crap sells, and people are watching. Flavor of Love is the highest rated show on VH1 ever. I’m not going to hate on ugly New York, because if VH1 approached you with the same deal, ya’ll asses would be right on TV, GETTIN PAID!! So shut up and watch!
The show was wack in its entirity. It was like seeing flavor of love 3 with all of that biting
Denisia you are right…I love the show, & cannot wait to see what happens tonight…Everyone is entitled to their opinions…watch if you want to, if not, do not complain.
unknown shut your mouth about and watch then!
THIS IS GREAT TV WACKNESS. BRING IT ON NEW YORK..YOU CAN’T HOLD YOUR OWN ON TV CUZ YOUR NOT TALENTED. YOUR JUST A FLAMBOYANT LOUD MOUTHED HEFFA WHO OPENED HER MOUTH ENOUGH TO GET NOTICED FOR IT….CONGRATS YOU IDIOT…
I watched I first episode and I didn’t like it. I don’t think that girl is worth it. I mean she’s ugly, rude, and uneducation. What are these men thinking about going after her. This show should’ve had been called “I LOVE THE GHETTO” because that’s what she represents… The producers should’ve had hired a latin girl. They are much hotter
Yeah I agree latin girls are hotter
this BITCH need to be ashamed of ha self trying to make a t.v. show lik dat. Cuz da HOE is not cute and that grl is right or who eva it was she is very uneducated an she is really ugly.Butu kno wat New York go suck a DICK cuz u look lik u good at it u BLOCK HEAD.
She looks like a man.. more like Shawn Wayans.. ugh I think i’m going to vomit get rid off that monkey…
Deneisha shut ya mouth bitch. You must be eating the hoe or something!
I like how you ‘splain stuff for us common folk. Dis rite heunh is some cash shiznit, rite on da money. I specially like da HBIC/HNIC references. Keep it up fool! Ayee Ayee! (a la Ice Cube).
I hate you i hop you do not have no man
form Yvonnejones
my daughter is a hoe she gets da d*ck suckin from
me so if you wanna a free f**k email me at new york and i r hoes
why did you go with charge
u a block head
PLEASE GET THIS GHETTO BITCH OFF THE TV WHITE PEOPLE ALREADY THINK OF US THIS WAY. YOU HELP THEIR CAUSE DUMB BITCH.
I wonder how was like to f**k Flave, Chance smack dat ass and tap dat ass which nigga wont hit dat and leave.U are a hoe like u’re mom said and da d*ck suckin u get from her damn like mother like daughter. I would like to meet Ms. tiffany on day so i can tell her what i need to tell her.sluttin ass bitch ass hoe.who cares if u tryna find love niggas dont want u’re fake ass they just wanna beat dat and leave and i don’t blame dem.
THAT BITCH GET OWN MY NERVES SHES A HOE ALL SHE WANTS IS TO F*CK AND DISMISSED THEM THATS A NASTY ASS SLUTY ASS BITCH???.....
AND THATS COMING FROM THE HEART…...
New York is pretty cute. I think her boob are too big. I really like a ghetto girl. She is truly a round the way girl. I think I could work with her. All you ladies are hating on this fine sista. You all wanna be her.
THESE WOMEN AREN’T HATIN’ ON NEW YORK THEY KNOW A HO WHEN THEY SEE ONE. YOU CAN HAVE HER MY FRIEND. SHE NEEDS A LOT OF WORK THOUGH.
i think new york is funnie…...mi mama is n luv wit dat ladi!!!!! new york f all dem hatas tll dem to get off yo sacks!!!!!!!!!!!!11
New York is ugly, but she has a pretty body. Or I don’t know!
New York is a wore!
New York is a very pretty women and she is
real. So all yall hata’s need to stop hatin on
my girl tiffany . She is not hoe she just tring
to find real love and yall just hatin.
And on the real tiffany i’m not tring to tell
you what to do but as your #1 fan i’d say you
need to hook up with Chance. Cause he is damn fine and yall make good couple
New York what’s really good. Yo I say do your thang, feel me. Always love your haters.
im pretty sure the second season has aired now, GET AN UPDATE. anyways…watch and learn- new york may not be all natural like she stated in the first season of flavor of love, but she knows how to fix up and looks good when she does. and shes got personality, and honestly there isnt a chance shes faking because her mom is just as much a douche. so yeah pretty much anyone who says shes wack is ON CRACk and the story ends there.
ps- I LOVE NEW YORK!
i really like this show
I love miss tiffany I wtch her all the time!!!!
tiffany is cool but she act fake sometimes like her tits they r fake i mean what else is on her body that isnt real and her suppose to be mom yeah i know all about dat shit dat aint her real mamma she just playin but if i was on dat show ill cus out her mom and her and if she was to read this i would say ” you is a fake ass bitch who think she is da motherf**kin shit and her mama should have tought her some dam manners
and all she is good fo is suckin d*ck” shit if i was tailor made when she told him to turn around at elimination i woulda said f**k you stupid bitch and left dat motherf**kin house f**k dat bitch shit her ass is fat just cuzz she staple her dam stomach dont mean shit cuz she is a fake ass bitch…...................
hell yeah dats what da f**k i mean shit i need to meet you
She is hot
I LOVE NEW YORK your a true man. So really you and pretty should be together you know he like men!!!! Ha Ha Ha call him back to the show like you did budda!!!!!!!!
The same shit New York does on her show, men do it all the time, but when a woman does it she’s a slut or a hoe !!! We’re a month away from 2008, if men can be overally sexual so can women. by the New York is not that ugly.
A woman can’t be as sexually aggressive as a man. I know that you and other don’t want to hear that but it’s true. If you think that you can then you will be f**ked by a lot of different men but lonely because you don’t realize that they don’t want you they just want to screw you. New York is a sorry excuse for a woman. Men haven’t been acting like her. I don’t know where you get that from. As a woman you need to be less aggressive than a man. Like it or not that is the truth.
You are so lam becaues in the season 1 why did you pick chance he was the most one who love you you should run for him becaues I whould you are a mess for picking the one you say you love well New York I hope you care for what I said becaues this is truth.
THAT IS SO WRONG
SHE GOT BIG BOOBY
HEY NY U R A UGLY WHORE
U NEED 2 STOP PUTTIN ALL DAT FAKE STUFF ON
U R A MESS