Jun 25 2009
Shaw, Lebron James and Kobe in the NBA All Star locker room

Shaq Traded to Cleveland Cavaliers: Superman’s a Five!

As great as the 2009 NBA season was, next season it’s going to be even better. The sportswire is smoldering with news that The Cleveland Cavaliers and Phoenix Suns have agreed to play their part in my prediction by agreeing to trade Shaquille O’Neal to the Cavaliers for Ben Wallace and Sasha Pavlovic. Short story: Shaq will be highly motivated to provide yet another young guard with a piece of NBA jewelry. Last season, Shaq proved that when healthy, he can still pull down a few 20-10’s. In fact, he had one 45 point explosion.

That kind of work won’t be necessary, though. Much like his run with Dwayne Wade and the Miami Heat, Shaq will run interference down low, leaving Lebron James to dominate the game. Best part: he won’t have to ask for the ball. Lebron will be more than willing to put it in his hands when he’s triple teamed.

Lebron James will be more focused too. Don’t think he didn’t notice the way his puppet roommate put it on during the playoffs. Think, game face. Imagine this final mixer: Cavs vs. Lakers with a Kobe/Shaq who’s gonna get that 5th ring side story thrown in. Classic sports story in the making.

*Yeah, that’s Kobe listening in up there*

☼ What's Your Opinion? ☼

1 Your niece Thu, Jun 25, 2009 - 7:37 pm

missy here- micheal jackson died!! u need a story abt that

2 steph Thu, Jun 25, 2009 - 10:35 pm

I second that Missy…lol…your loyal fans await you Chris

3 tmoney Fri, Jul 24, 2009 - 8:51 am

i dont think it make a differnce but it help out with leborn

4 lol Tue, Aug 18, 2009 - 4:56 pm

yea bitch f**k all teams we gone 2 bee the best in the east bitch f**k kobe

5 ivan youkhana Sat, Feb 06, 2010 - 9:24 pm

hi Lebron James im a big fan of your. i like playing basketball a lot im only 9 years old and i dream and pray to be as good as you Lebron James. i witch you on tv playing on the NBA im a boy and im in 4th grade i do very good in school i just what to meet you one day and say what up Lebron James i love how you play basketball and nail all those 3 point shots i what to become the worlds best basketball player and maybe you can come to my house and meet my family i have a basket ball hoop out side and one day i just hope i can meet you
from your friend IVAN