Jan 30 2008
Oprah giving bug eyes

The Oprah Sarcophagus: No Clothes for the Sun God

Oprah is already the Queen of all media; think 2500 years in the past, there’s no American public to hypnotize and the center of the world is among the shadows of the pyramids of Egypt. Surely Oprah would have no trouble adapting to circumstances: Queen Oprah would rule with a firm, yet loving touch. When her time to ascend to the sun god inevitably arrived, what would her sarcophagus look like?

Apparently she’d have a little belly roll, hips to hug and let her big breasts free to bathe in the warm desert air.

In fact, why not just go completely nude?

Daniel Edwards an American artist has made a name for himself immortalizing celebrities for the ages. A few years ago he offered up ‘the first Pro-Life monument to birth’ depicting Britney Spears in a pose that looks more like a recreation of the night she got pregnant.

Anthropoid Sarcophagus - Lauren's Travels

This is a common anthropoid sarcophagus

This is THE Oprah Sarcophagus.

If Edwards carved this to spark controversy, I don’t think he succeeded.

Queen Oprah is looking exactly the way you’d imagine she’d look nekked’

☼ What's Your Opinion? ☼

1 Lu Thu, Jan 31, 2008 - 4:48 am

Queen Oprah is looking exactly the way you’d imagine she’d look nekked’

damn right

2 Mission (SA) Thu, Jan 31, 2008 - 5:57 am

Damn skippy ya’ll, although Opes should probably be sporting a tridant and the cata-nine-tails she used to slap Steadman’s sorry ass with.

3 LIL MA SHAY SHAY Mon, Feb 18, 2008 - 7:19 pm


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