Mar 11 2010
Jay-Z 99 Problems on the Brooklyn Bridge

This Kid’s Got 90 Problems and a B*tch is 1.. 2..

Young Iranians used Twitter to dispute election results; charities collected millions for victims of Haiti’s earthquake; President Obama’s address was discussed nationwide; and whenever Steve Jobs takes the stage for a new ‘groundbreaking’ Apple product announcement, it’s a hot topic. That said, when nothing is going on in the world, Twitter’s trend lists can be pretty ridiculous/juvenile. No intellectual holy water to splash. It’s simply a reflection of the conversations people have on the daily; if Jack Dorsey had never sketched his vision of a SMS social network, people would still make those trend list topics public knowledge.

Point proven @ And I Am Not Lying. ← the name of a blog by Jeff Simmermon. In a March 4 post he wrote about a 3rd grader with a list ready made for one of Twitter’s uneventful days. In his words..

“My friend’s cousin is a teacher at a charter school in Washington, D.C. She found this on the floor of a 3rd grade classroom and recognized it for the gold mine that it is.”

“It” would be a list of 90 types of bitches.

Types of bitches list 1 - 14

Definitely read the whole story (and list) at Types of Bitches.

Some of this stuff is hilarious - “dry scalp dandruff bitches .. pajamas outside bitches.. bitches who be ignoring you when they know they can hear you.. wearing shoes that be talking bitches.”

Ok, it’s also sad comedy, because if a girl’s shoes are talking she obviously has bigger problems at home. That social pause was covered in a follow-up post, Bitches Lost their Minds. In addition to Jeff Simmermon’s plea to settle down, he reposted a Washington DC teacher’s reply to those concerned about the young girl who wrote the list.

A Washington DC Teacher’s Reply to..

bitches who want to comment on things they have not seen, heard, lived or even marginally appreciated (more specifically.)

  • don’t know a tenderhead bitch
  • couldn’t find a kitchen bitch
  • can’t discern a lingual pattern in vernaculars bitch
  • tryin to apply this list to your elitist college life, BITCH?
  • “really wish i could save them” bitches
  • (who often become) “i’m applying to TFA” bitches
  • “can i touch your hair?” bitches
  • bitches who be perplexed that some people don’t shampoo daily
  • “what does a weave look like?” bitches
  • don’t know how to correctly use ‘dark, brown, light-skinned or chocolate’ bitches
  • bitches always assumed to be named Sara/h, Ashley or Jenny
  • brown friends don’t mean you’re not racist, BITCH
  • stuck on some double negatives bitches
  • strugglin to read children’s stories by Lucille Clifton bitches

Not sure this teacher is helping; I can only shake my head.. bitches.

☼ What's Your Opinion? ☼

1 The doctor will see you now Fri, Mar 12, 2010 - 3:30 am

“The music is reversable…but time is not.  TURN BACK…TURN BACK…TURN BACK…TURN BACK!!!”

The Italian peninsula is very pronounced as it juts out into the Medietereanean. 
Considering the shape it is quite obvious they were the primary targets of the post-IceAge/Straight of Gibralter/Noah’s Flood disaster.
Considering the shape of the boot and how Sicily “caught” the surge, the resulting tsunami inundated the entire southern portion of the peninsula, killing everything and perhaps covering even the highest land masses.
In the 20th century the Italians were convinced entering clone hosting was ascention into heaven, and their success was a recruiting tool, just as the Holocaust was for the Jews.

Until ugliness ocurrs I won’t have the disfavored’s respect.  How ugly do you people need it to get?
They obviously fail to recognize storms are my specialty.
The Gods just sent another clue:::2.24 orca killing two days after viewing “The Cove”. 
She’s better off dead than knowingly incurring evil in her profession, but this is very common today:::People think they are “earning”.
How’s an 8.8 for ugly????:::I was told I was not welcome because I insulted the shitty quality of their fruit.
“You’re not welcome here.”  Oh no?  Ok…
They’re sending a clue about who I am.

The women have God’s favor, and when the women do all the evil, as was the case in my family, this serves to “equalize” the playing field, ensuring no wisdom comes to this family as they grow older.  As a result they never make progress and achieve the lowest possible placement when reincarnated.

The Gods have black women betray the men to prime misogyny in the black community.
They’re lying to you and they’ve been your WHOLE LIVES!! 
Europeans deserved to be inflicted with Christianity and the United States.  It’s just too bad the black man had to assimilate into this white punishment.
How ironic:::As they strive for “equal rights” they actually are sinking lower into the mire of disfavor.
Reverse positioning.

Just as the Gods prohibited the Italians from attacking the Moors because of their favor, so were the Jews prohibited from attacking (most) motherland Germans.  Instead they attacked German-Americans.
And the United States for ignoring the Holocaust as it happened.  Thus we had the 60s and the deterioration of decency in society.
The Italians, sexual a primary problem, had an endless supply at hand.
The Jews, sheltered from this new-world holocaust in their communities, watched the devestation.
As you entered the “valley of steel” you fell prey to temptation and betrayed your families and were punished:::The Gods “managed” these groups whom did their dirty work, “downgrading” the Jews for their obscene wickedness post-Holocaust.
Both Catholic, the Irish were too drunk to organize, which is why they didn’t hurt the BILLIONS which Italians did.

And justice for all.

2 ????? Wed, Mar 17, 2010 - 11:20 pm

Where is the shit that’s worth reading??? This whole site needs to be updated, smh…

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