Flavor of Love 2: First Observations - 2:10 p.m.

The White Black Chick: I would love to see this girl at her family's Thanksgiving dinner table. The disgust on Grandpa's face seeing his little granddaughter with her bling bling and sideways cap."Yo, yo, yo pass dem yams, homie! You know what I'm saying. A bitch is hungry up in this mug." Smiling and high-fivin, referencing Snoop Doggy Dogg lyrics. <-- got to go full name on that. This chick is the worst kinda person. Trying way too hard to be someone that she isn't. Flip the race and have someone going too hard on the white side, it's the same thing. Just stop the fake accent and 'cool' lingo. You're not from the hood, you're not down.

Don't worry grandpa, drop this bitch in Brownsville at 2 a.m. she'll do a quick u-turn on those hood ambitions.

Huge Flapjack Tits: That should've been her nickname. Have you ever been talking up a storm with your people, a smile here, a laugh there, then go to the bathroom, look in the mirror and see a full course meal stuck in your teeth? Spinach draped over that front chicklet. What great friends we have that don't tell us when we're storing food in our cheeks like a chipmunk.

Here we have Miss Flapjack, these girls don't know her and they are in competition, but someone should have been kind enough to tell her the flapjack tittie platter wasn't working for her. She had them hanging out like they were some impressive looking peaks. Yeah, they were peaks. Nickname: Molten cliffs. Lava spilling all down the sides.

Here's how you know Flav is aware that you've got to put some show in the show. They're in 'private time' and this chick's babbling on with some nonsensical, dime-store, pimpstress philosophy.. "Life is life" six is six and eight is the magic number, to the point that VH1 captioned the comedy of the thing and Flav is nodding his head and later said "She made the most sense to me at of all the girls I've spoke to tonight."

Leave this 'jive-talking' chick some syrup and butter outside the front door and slam it when she bends down to pick it up. "uuuu.. lotion!"

Toastee: Can anyone be that airheaded? Not really. It's an act that was apparent from the first shot of her sipping and tipping. Fake bitches are all over the show, but masquerade it a little. When it's that obvious you wanna crack her head with the bottle. D-Listed interviewed her when she.. sobered up.

The Blonde $800 Weave Monster: She straight-up had lil Abercrombie & Fitch in a scissor headlock. So hood and so good for drama. It was sad to see her go so soon. Looking back at the tape, she did put the flowers in the girl's face, then the girl hits her with the flowers.. then she got she pushed into the wall. The girl playing the victim was killing me though. I was hoping she got bounced, not Weavy. It wasn't until she was on her knees explaining her side to Flav that I knew she had to go.. can't pick someone this crazy for the love brigade.. the look on his face, said it all. Flashing the choppers like. "ooookayyy."

Nibblz: Miss "No Gag Reflex", Mike Tyson lisp, I'm a sometimes lesbian. So ho hum. She's not worth a comment. Apparently Wendy Williams put her on blast yesterday with some guy calling in to say she was a legendary Brooklyn Ho. She responded on Myspace.

Buckeey aka Grande Bootie: Despite the legitimately crazy bitches there are some absolute dimes Flav will have time to maul and molest at will. They've already been trained from the first season, they know what's expected when 'private time' comes. Check this chick right here, Day One (along with Bootz) she's willing to slob the God down whenever she had the chance.. or when she made the chance. She's got the Jessica Rabbit going for her. More so than Bootz or any of the others in that ridiculous body category - in my eyes. She also wants to be the new New York. Buying him personalized gifts.. he's my man thing. She said she had a lot of bad experiences with men. So your telling me top choice has come to Flav for the good person that he is on the inside? Who's believing that?

Spunkeey: This girl called it at the table with Flav and 2-3 girls all over him (these have to be setups for the 'reality' of the show) Spunkeey said, "We have chicks here trying to be on TV, we have chicks here trying to be with other chicks, video chicks in here, just trying to get another video. I'm coming to you straight up." She sounded like a real, clear thinking person, not caught up in the hoopla, and most importantly like she had some sense. All that went out the window when Flav gave her the final clock and she did some bizarre Spunkeey snake dance into the clock rope, too happy and way too spunky. It was like a totally different person.. if not completely fake enthusiasm, it was for sure, completely annoying. Take your clock, set the alarm, if all goes well it's gonna blow up in 1.. 2..

Somethin: Who would have ever guessed the smell in the house would be one of the girls shitting on the floor? I'm was thinking someone threw up, maybe Toastee drunk pissed on the floor. Nope. We're talking a human turd plopping on the floor. Flav said he saw someone bend down and then run up stairs.. and that someone was the wildly, screaming, Somethin who squatted to pick up the poop she squeezed out in the middle of everything going on.. or it slipped out. I'm sorry.. but what kind of shit is that? Everyone's been asking that question, but my cousin called it: she's an anal champ. There is no muscle left back there to hold it in. Slips in and *plop* slips out on the brand new floor. That makes sense when you consider people have linked her to pics on some porn sites.

Flav's got some easy decisions to make.