The Scene
When you're a kid you always dream about the day when you can move out of
your Momma's house. You wanna be out on your own, stay up as late as you
want, and do what you wanna do. Then what does your Momma tell you, "Stay a
kid as long as you can; Don't be in a rush to grow up." Do you listen, Heck
No!!! What does she know? She don't know what she talkin about. So time
goes by and you get older. Eventually you may graduate from H.S. or college
or go out and get a job. You may do like me and move from one of the
tightest cities in the world (Chi-Town, South Side, Wild 100's) to some
other state (Minnesnowta) for a good paying job and no night life or club
scene what so ever.
Then it happens. You actually start using you head and think, "Why didn't I listen to my Momma?" Some guys may even start thinking with their other head like, "Why didn't I stay in college longer and prey on all the young, dumb incoming freshman chicks?" Either way you have made it to a place you don't want to be, you are an adult. You now have all the rights, responsibilities, and privileges of any other adult, like rent, light bills, car notes, food, etc. You know all the little stuff you never thought about when talking back to Ma Duke.
Then you find your self feeling old. You are in your very early twenties in a theater with a couple hundred screaming teenagers and pre-teens not even old enough to drive wondering, "Shouldn't these little ankle biters be at home in the bed, how did these little bastards get admission into this movie, Where the hell are their parents?" Then you wonder why would I go to the type of movie that these little diaper wearing monkeys like? Well, it's too late now. You paid your money, just try and enjoy the show, even though your in the theater with kids that actually bought Lil Bow Wow's cd and a pregnant girlfriend who's hormones are acting like it's that time of the month times 10. Hey you are here to see Scary Movie 3. This joint is funny. It'll make it all better, right?
My Opinion
Scary Movie 1 was one of the funniest spoof flicks ever made. Much better
than old stuff like National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon and all the Naked Gun
Movies. It was even funnier when you saw all the movies it made fun of and
found yourself naming them in every scene. Nobody expected it to become an
instant classic, but it did. Scary Movie 2 was ok. Like most sequels, it
lacked the element of surprise and left you wanting more, but you probably
still liked it. It made it's money and made you laugh, It served it's
purpose. Then you get to Scary Movie 3. To be honest I wasn't even
expecting for this movie to get made. I don't think anyone did. But then
to you start seeing commercials and figure, Hey I liked 1 and 2, and 3 is
probably gonna be tight. I gotta see that.
At this point my brain must have shut off. What the hell was I thinking? The Wayans Boys weren't even a part of this joint; they didn't write it, produce it, star in it, make a cameo, nothing. I guess I thought it would be alright since two of the original stars were still in it. Plus you figure it's gonna be cool since Eddie Griffin, Queen Latifah, and Anthony Anderson are in it (gotta support them right?). Well boys and girls, I was dead wrong. The Queen and Eddie Griffin were in the movie for all of 4 minutes which weren't even that funny. The black girl from the first two movies dies in the first 10 minutes. And to top it all off you had to see Ja Rule's non-acting, Earthworm Jim lookin ass on a big screen. I didn't think it was possible but that dude acts worse than he sings.
This movie made me laugh about 5 times through about 1 hour and 40 minutes, which includes commercials and previews that last about 15 - 20 minutes. Then these jag offs got the nerve to make a Scary Movie 4 at the same time as this one that comes out in February and spoofs all the superhero flicks like Spiderman and the Hulk.
Ladies and gentleman, I beg you, please don't waste your time or money on this film. This crap was worse than watching the trailer for Gigli. This joint was worse than having Ashanti and J. Lo have a live singing contest without studio equipment editing their voices. Watching Bone Crusher run around topless is funnier than this. I'd rather watch an old, straight to video No Limit movie than watch this ish. If you want my opinion don't pay to see this movie; don't even sneak in to see this movie; don't even buy the bootleg of this joint. Wait until it comes on network TV, then at least you might see a funny commercial or something.
I give this joint one melted stick of butter with a fly landing on it.
B Eazy!!!
- SLEEPY
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